May 2013
Supernatural is moving to tuesdays this fall
prettyboysintheimpala:
destieliscanon:
Source
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
lynzave:
geezjenner:
lynzave:
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US
I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C...
brittabaggles:
do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen
chantersboard:
I love when you can tell someone’s going through a tracked tag because for like 23 straight posts they reblog nothing but macaroni and cheese
pastelmorgue:
eradicategirlhate:
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
ultamatefangamercoolnessawesome:
littleturtleduck:
man
fuck labeling sexuality
what’s the point
why can’t everyone just be like
“hey dude i’m into you”
and they could just respond accordingly
isn’t that enough
why is the contents of my partners pants relevant to anyone else
i barely understand my sexuality
why should i be expected to label it for the benefit of others
Exactly
koschei-the-ginger:
and-theycallthistragedy:
vvant:
advice for having the best life ever:
dont have a crush
2. Don’t watch a.) doctor who b.) supernatural c.) sherlock
3. Don’t go on tumblr
What I'm thinking every time I do cardio
thatfunnyblog:
Funny Stuff you like?
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly:
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: Gosh, all you do is moan.
foxnewsofficial:
i still crack up every time i realise i’m a legal adult
crockercorp:
does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR...
ingloriousfreak:
satan-doge:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
THIS IS A CROP
IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN
THIS IS A WHIP
IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN
NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN
I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE...
unfollower:
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
