
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen
(Source: frankybluerichards, via i-am-overwhelmed)
I love when you can tell someone’s going through a tracked tag because for like 23 straight posts they reblog nothing but macaroni and cheese
(via i-am-overwhelmed)
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
(Source: princesslilitu, via umhi-im-alexis)
fuck
The Janitor was a fixture in my dreams for my entire senior year of high school and he was frequently wearing a sombrero
(Source: aimlessme, via i-am-overwhelmed)
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
(Source: drinking, via i-am-overwhelmed)
ultamatefangamercoolnessawesome:
man
fuck labeling sexuality
what’s the point
why can’t everyone just be like
“hey dude i’m into you”
and they could just respond accordingly
isn’t that enough
why is the contents of my partners pants relevant to anyone else
i barely understand my sexuality
why should i be expected to label it for the benefit of others
Exactly
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