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I'm just trying not too explode when I fangirl too hard and deal with life.


Oh my lord. Okay, If you know me from around where I live and we aren't really friends DO NOT FOLLOW ME! Christ! I don't know how you fuckers keep finding me!

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via where-the-wild-bird-flies)

— 1 day ago with 82673 notes

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 


AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

(via where-the-wild-bird-flies)

— 1 day ago with 85089 notes

brittabaggles:

do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen

(Source: frankybluerichards, via i-am-overwhelmed)

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chantersboard:

I love when you can tell someone’s going through a tracked tag because for like 23 straight posts they reblog nothing but macaroni and cheese

(via i-am-overwhelmed)

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sailortwerk:

when people try to force me to socialize

sailortwerk:

when people try to force me to socialize

(via i-am-overwhelmed)

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pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

(Source: princesslilitu, via umhi-im-alexis)

— 1 day ago with 183148 notes

noir-prince:

fullcabs:

fuck

The Janitor was a fixture in my dreams for my entire senior year of high school and he was frequently wearing a sombrero

(Source: aimlessme, via i-am-overwhelmed)

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i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking, via i-am-overwhelmed)

— 1 day ago with 318816 notes

ultamatefangamercoolnessawesome:

littleturtleduck:

man

fuck labeling sexuality

what’s the point

why can’t everyone just be like

“hey dude i’m into you”

and they could just respond accordingly

isn’t that enough

why is the contents of my partners pants relevant to anyone else

i barely understand my sexuality

why should i be expected to label it for the benefit of others

Exactly

(via conversationshesitations)

— 1 day ago with 16850 notes